Episode 49 – Betty And Veronica
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Ovalteenies are overpriced, even on sale
Melbourne’s humidity on the day of recording episode 45
“It’s the fountain of youth, it’s the meaning of life. So hot, so sweet, so whet my appetite.”
- We declare Ovalteenies to be overrated and overpriced.
- Nobody asks how old a glass of water you would drink from?
- Nobody wakes up to a rat on her bedside table.
- The Chinese are living underwater as they reach 100% ‘relative humidity’ during the week.
- Ben is now advocating for wedding shorts.
- Ben attends a wedding and the celebrant speaks highly of the grooms calm…demeanour.
- Ben catches an Uber home and is embarrassed to call it again.
- Ben reveals his ‘Roman Empire’ of the podcast.
- Ben finds himself in uncharted waters as he hits it off with two women on the dating apps.
- Ben reunites with a girl on a dating app and fails to impress her with his memory.
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