Midnight Crisis
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Episode 91 – The Ocean Is A Lot Of Pee
“Country roads, take me home” Nobody doesn’t know what a compliment is. We weigh up peeing in the pool vs peeing in the ocean. Ben can’t figure out how […]
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Episode 90 – Don’t Be Faceist
“All of the body-ody, the ass and titties” Ben refuses to say whether he attended Taylor Swift’s wedding. Doja Cat doesn’t show her boobs real hard. Nobody has questions […]
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Episode 89 – Unpartnered
“She might not be ready, on this stone cold summer night” We debate the hypothetical highs and lows of getting paid to masturbate. Ben recalls his time working at […]
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Episode 88 – I Have Boobies Cancer
“I’ve got to leave, it’s time for a show” We ponder the career trajectory of Thomas the Tank Engine’s Fat Controller. We discuss our recent health checkups and memorable […]
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Episode 87 – Making Ends Meat
“And all the girlies say I’m pretty fly for a white guy” We play the Jeffrey Epstein and Luke Skywalker game. Nobody stumbles home after a visit the ophthalmologist […]
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Episode 86 – I Have Diarrhoea, Let Me In!
“The only time I feel I might get better is when we are together” Ben doesn’t want the obligation of dealing with your dead body. Nobody lost her grandma’s […]
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Episode 85 – Are You Calling Moi A Dipshit?
“I want someone to try, or let me down easy, easy tonight” Ben is confused by the condoms in airport bathrooms. We ponder what the inside of our nose […]
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Episode 84 – Esprit de Café
“I think I got to know your body” Ben thinks we need a name for the back of the knee. We discuss accidentally sending dirty messages to the group […]
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Episode 83 – Ohhhhh!
“All we are is dust in the wind” Nobody is done with personal growth. Someone is stealing Ben’s Fijian sand! Ben’s stomach starts speaking to him. Nobody wants to […]
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Episode 82 – Swimmers Suit
“I’ll take you to the candy shop. I’ll let you lick the lollipop.” Ben wonders if we should trust Trojan condoms and we brainstorm the politest way to say […]