“She leaves me with jelly legs. Where did all my good luck get to?”
Ben wants to scoop a few jellyfish out of the harbour, we dream of TVs popping out of the foot of the bed and discuss the traumatising Witcher fireplace.
We reflect on some lingering COVID dilemmas and the world’s strongest breath mint.
Ben is confused by a late Saint Patrick’s Day text message and matches with the hardest woman to talk to of all time.
Nobody is traumatised by McDonalds, stairs and driving, while Ben recounts his ‘Dunston Checks In’ lifestyle.
We discuss Ben’s stair climb dreams being crushed and Nobody’s half marathon VIP treatment.
Nobody signs up for another eight weeks of tennis lessons and wants more things to be gamified as an adult.
