Midnight Crisis
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Episode 68 – Not Now Facts!
“Will you still love me when I’m no longer young and beautiful?” Ben has questions about Yoplait’s new tagline: Australia’s number one family yogurt. Nobody doesn’t need facts in […]
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Episode 67 – Cargo Panties™
“And we’ll fly and we’ll fall and we’ll burn…” Nobody doesn’t want to have to make a doctor’s appointment to be told she’s fine. We discuss the difficulties of […]
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Episode 66 – The Full Ass Cut
“Switch it up like Nintendo” We make our triumphant return to podcasting. Nobody challenges Anthony LaPaglia to show Ben how fun he can be. Nobody struggles to say she […]
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Episode 65 – Tom Hardy Vs. The Kraken
“You’ll believe God is a woman” Ben doesn’t want people to think he’s crying at dumb movie moments. Nobody is holding space for Wicked. Ben faces a conundrum at […]
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Episode 64 – The Egg In My Bathroom
“It’s no surprise to me, I am my own worst enemy” Ben doesn’t trust a waterproof label. We discuss the history of eating mummies and everything else on Earth. […]
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Episode 63 – Can I Borrow Your Child?
“I’m only human, can’t you see? I made, I made a mistake” Ben prides himself on his ability to find things in Bunnings. Ben needs someone to accompany him […]
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Episode 62 – Boron And Peanut Butter
“Teenage angst has paid off well, now I’m bored and old.” Ben wants to know more about the science experiments that Nobody would perform during a time loop. Ben […]
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Episode 61 – Baby Paste
“Drive boy, dive boy, dirty numb angel boy.” Ben doesn’t understand baby oil. Nobody recounts the glow in the dark lube escapades from her honeymoon. Ben wonders if Nobody […]
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Episode 60 – Poop In My Periphery
“You gotta keep ’em separated” Ben gets judged for using bar soap and he’s found himself with a lifetime supply of Imperial Leather. Nobody is left without toilet paper […]
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Episode 59 – The Cheese Is On Fire
“I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed” Ben is perplexed by the settings on his dryer. We still haven’t forgiven our friend Alex for shooting an unarmed man […]