Midnight Crisis
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Episode 73 – Where There’s A Willy, There’s A Way
“I alone love you, I alone tempt you” Ben wants everyone to experience the joy of peeling the paper off a tub of butter. SMSiquette: Ben’s girlfriend may be […]
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Episode 72 – Raising The Roof
“I bless the rains down in Africa” We raise an eyebrow at the unusual towel that Nobody once gifted Ben and discuss who the settler and reacher are in […]
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Episode 71 – The Fence Principle
“You might as well be farting, farting with a walkman on” Nobody farts on some joggers. Ben poses Nobody a hypothetical question about dead people, a year in the […]
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Episode 70 – Far Too Few Stews
“Knock-knock-knockin’ on Heaven’s door” Ben follows Drake’s lead and invites 25 Miss Universe contestants to the show. Nobody gets sick and tries to text God. Ben wonders how the […]
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Episode 69 – Nice
“You’re a pink pony girl and you dance at the club” Nobody plots how she’d milk the podcast in the event of Ben’s death. We warn Mayor McCheese to […]
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Episode 68 – Not Now Facts!
“Will you still love me when I’m no longer young and beautiful?” Ben has questions about Yoplait’s new tagline: Australia’s number one family yogurt. Nobody doesn’t need facts in […]
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Episode 67 – Cargo Panties™
“And we’ll fly and we’ll fall and we’ll burn…” Nobody doesn’t want to have to make a doctor’s appointment to be told she’s fine. We discuss the difficulties of […]
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Episode 66 – The Full Ass Cut
“Switch it up like Nintendo” We make our triumphant return to podcasting. Nobody challenges Anthony LaPaglia to show Ben how fun he can be. Nobody struggles to say she […]
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Episode 65 – Tom Hardy Vs. The Kraken
“You’ll believe God is a woman” Ben doesn’t want people to think he’s crying at dumb movie moments. Nobody is holding space for Wicked. Ben faces a conundrum at […]
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Episode 64 – The Egg In My Bathroom
“It’s no surprise to me, I am my own worst enemy” Ben doesn’t trust a waterproof label. We discuss the history of eating mummies and everything else on Earth. […]