Midnight Crisis
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Episode 58 – Walk The Cucumbers
“I guess you didn’t know it, but I am a fiddle player too…” Ben has a life hack for a free a margarita. Ben requires arbitration on his mum’s […]
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Episode 57 – Zooey Béchamel
“F-f-f-f-f-freestyler. Rock the microphone.” Ben has a business idea for Zooey Deschanel. Kirsty faces a kiwi conundrum. We reflect on the many dead wives of Henry VIII. Nobody thinks […]
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Episode 56 – Mamma Mia! Me Alfa Romeo!
“Hot damn, hot water, hot shower” Ben reviews Belle’s Spicy Chicken. We revisit the concept of the best way to wear a towel after a shower. We discuss crappy […]
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Episode 55 – Welcome To The Annoying Zone
“You see, me and my homies like to play this game” We debate what qualifies as ‘walking distance’ and discuss waking up the car. Nobody’s dad refuses to backtrack […]
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Episode 54 – Number Three, Your Number Two Is Ready
“Blackpink in your area” We name a dead person. Ben’s new TV has kicked off an obsession with Korean television. We answer Blackpink’s hypothetical questions about death and zombies. […]
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Episode 53 – Fanta: In Space No One Can Hear You Scream
“My Bonnie lies over the ocean, my Bonnie lies over the sea” We discuss great taglines and getting heated playing board games. Ben’s annoyed that overalls don’t actually go […]
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Episode 52 – What We Need Is More Anxiety
“Bounce” We want sweat proof headphones and devise a bouncy new gym playlist. Ben reveals his million-dollar idea for the OCD light switch. Nobody invents an app that shames […]
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Episode 51 – Wanking For Fun And Profit
“Well, I guess this is growing up” We debate whether it’s best to eat cake with a fork or a spoon? Nobody upsets her neighbours by not putting her […]
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Episode 50 – I Hope You Find Your Pot Of Gold
“She leaves me with jelly legs. Where did all my good luck get to?” Ben wants to scoop a few jellyfish out of the harbour, we dream of TVs […]
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Episode 49 – Betty And Veronica
“It’s the fountain of youth, it’s the meaning of life. So hot, so sweet, so whet my appetite.” We declare Ovalteenies to be overrated and overpriced. Nobody asks how […]