Midnight Crisis
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Episode 63 – Can I Borrow Your Child?
“I’m only human, can’t you see? I made, I made a mistake” Ben prides himself on his ability to find things in Bunnings. Ben needs someone to accompany him […]
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Episode 62 – Boron And Peanut Butter
“Teenage angst has paid off well, now I’m bored and old.” Ben wants to know more about the science experiments that Nobody would perform during a time loop. Ben […]
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Episode 61 – Baby Paste
“Drive boy, dive boy, dirty numb angel boy.” Ben doesn’t understand baby oil. Nobody recounts the glow in the dark lube escapades from her honeymoon. Ben wonders if Nobody […]
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Episode 60 – Poop In My Periphery
“You gotta keep ’em separated” Ben gets judged for using bar soap and he’s found himself with a lifetime supply of Imperial Leather. Nobody is left without toilet paper […]
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Episode 59 – The Cheese Is On Fire
“I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed” Ben is perplexed by the settings on his dryer. We still haven’t forgiven our friend Alex for shooting an unarmed man […]
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Episode 58 – Walk The Cucumbers
“I guess you didn’t know it, but I am a fiddle player too…” Ben has a life hack for a free a margarita. Ben requires arbitration on his mum’s […]
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Episode 57 – Zooey Béchamel
“F-f-f-f-f-freestyler. Rock the microphone.” Ben has a business idea for Zooey Deschanel. Kirsty faces a kiwi conundrum. We reflect on the many dead wives of Henry VIII. Nobody thinks […]
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Episode 56 – Mamma Mia! Me Alfa Romeo!
“Hot damn, hot water, hot shower” Ben reviews Belle’s Spicy Chicken. We revisit the concept of the best way to wear a towel after a shower. We discuss crappy […]
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Episode 55 – Welcome To The Annoying Zone
“You see, me and my homies like to play this game” We debate what qualifies as ‘walking distance’ and discuss waking up the car. Nobody’s dad refuses to backtrack […]
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Episode 54 – Number Three, Your Number Two Is Ready
“Blackpink in your area” We name a dead person. Ben’s new TV has kicked off an obsession with Korean television. We answer Blackpink’s hypothetical questions about death and zombies. […]