Midnight Crisis
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Episode 43 – How’s Your Butt?
“Fade into you. Strange you never knew.” We debate whether it’s okay to jaywalk in front of children. Nobody gets stung on the butt by a bee, so we […]
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Episode 42 – A Little Bathroom Melange
“We’ve got the ocean, got the babes, got the sun, we’ve got the waves” Ben is deeply disappointed in his new mouthwash. Curt provides some listener feedback and Spotify […]
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Episode 41 – Waiting With Dated Breath
“You and me together in a Tinderbox” We explore what annoys Nobody and her neighbour’s eclectic playlist. Ben swallows a big mint and gets its full caloric intake. Ben […]
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Episode 40 – Pümp
“Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey” We discuss replacing water fountain jugs, the joys of piercing the lid of a tube of […]
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Episode 39 – Thumbs And Calories
“I feel a little poke coming through, on you” We strategise the best way to fight a horse sized chicken. A ‘reality based’ Krav Maga dojo catches Ben’s attention. […]
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Episode 38 – Icarus
“Just lift your eyes and follow the sun” We agree that a secluded Maldives honeymoon sounds like hell. Ben wonders if there’s a better way to wrap yourself in […]
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Episode 37 – My Only Love Sprung From My Only Hate
“Tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fucking scared of him!” We reflect on our ‘hot years’. Nobody asks her […]
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Episode 36 – I Was Wild For Corn
“Never was a cornflake girl.” We debate which is the riskiest bedside table drawer to open. We ramble about corn on the cob holders, forcing yourself to like foods […]
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Episode 35 – CSI: Pork
“If you like piña coladas and gettin’ caught in the rain…” We overanalyse the lyrics of Escape (The Piña Colada Song). Ben’s mum picks an unfortunate time to share […]
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Episode 34 – The Cotton Eye Joe Rule
“Where did you come from? Where did you go?” We dissect the wisdom of King Solomon and Nobody recalls a story about a baby from reddit. Ben thinks it’s […]