Midnight Crisis
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Episode 13 – Do Not Ask For Whom The Man Criticises, He Criticises For Thee
“Baby when you’re gone, I realise I’m in love.” Ben has a problem with his stovetop and/or the phrase ‘put it on the back burner’. We attempt to define […]
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Episode 12 – Our Pickled Onion Man Moved Away
“Cause I speak of the pompatus of love.” Ben hates the word née. Nobody wants a control participant to race alongside the athletes at the Olympics. Ben has a […]
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Episode 11 – Joey The Fat Vampire
“It’s calling you, my dear, out of reach. Take me to my beach.” Nobody has a radical new idea for anyone wanting to become a doctor without all the […]
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Episode 10 – The Lobster In The Loch
“I smell sex and candy here.” We ponder whether candy is a food and if you can fill up on grapes? We discuss decorative chocolates and candles that are […]
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Episode 9 – Maybe I’m Dead
“Babe I got a plan, run away as fast as you can.” Ben is annoyed by the 50 Cent coin. We’re recording in a new studio and have an […]
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Episode 8 – External Monologue
“Generation next.” Nobody is perpetually facing a minor tragedy. Ben is back in isolation after his roommate caught COVID. We discuss internal versus ‘external’ monologues. Ben is trying to […]
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Episode 7 – I Shame People On Their Birthdays
“Nothing compares to you.” Nobody moves into her friend’s house and her eyes are swollen shut. Ben shames Nobody on her birthday over her flying pan phone cover. We […]
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Episode 6 – You Need Bigger Problems
“I don’t want to wait for our lives to be over.” Ben has a problem with choking on water. The Queen caught COVID and we discuss Jupiter’s many moons. […]
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Episode 5 – Did I Mention His Adopted Son Turned Out To Be An Emu?
“How many gold plaques you want inside your dining room?” Nobody wants wireless electricity and power outlets all over her house. Ben wants to try escaping a sinking car. […]
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Episode 4 – Banana Drama
“I really can’t stay…” Ben is upset by Antarctica’s lack of a flag. Ben provides an update on the pool girl. Nobody asks who should call back after a […]