Midnight Crisis
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Episode 17 – Sorry, I Farted
“Of your eyes, begonia skies like a sleepyhead.” We discuss Ben’s new bedding and the dangers of using duvets without a cover. Ben asks if seafood tastes better at […]
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Episode 16 – On The Rocks
“My blushing bride. My lover, be my lover.” Ben wants zero factor authentication when paying his bills. Ben and his sister build a password protected haunted house. Nobody’s childhood […]
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Episode 15 – Pre-Yodelled Water
“I don’t got no type. Bad bitches are the only thing that I like.” Ben has an issue with Rae Sremmurd’s lyrics, and we debate the definition of a […]
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Episode 14 – It’s Wrong! Bread’s All Wrong! There Is No God!
“Everybody get up it’s time to slam now. We got a real jam goin’ down.” Ben wants TV characters to stop burning toast. Ben is (possibly) getting free air […]
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Episode 13 – Do Not Ask For Whom The Man Criticises, He Criticises For Thee
“Baby when you’re gone, I realise I’m in love.” Ben has a problem with his stovetop and/or the phrase ‘put it on the back burner’. We attempt to define […]
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Episode 12 – Our Pickled Onion Man Moved Away
“Cause I speak of the pompatus of love.” Ben hates the word née. Nobody wants a control participant to race alongside the athletes at the Olympics. Ben has a […]
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Episode 11 – Joey The Fat Vampire
“It’s calling you, my dear, out of reach. Take me to my beach.” Nobody has a radical new idea for anyone wanting to become a doctor without all the […]
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Episode 10 – The Lobster In The Loch
“I smell sex and candy here.” We ponder whether candy is a food and if you can fill up on grapes? We discuss decorative chocolates and candles that are […]
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Episode 9 – Maybe I’m Dead
“Babe I got a plan, run away as fast as you can.” Ben is annoyed by the 50 Cent coin. We’re recording in a new studio and have an […]
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Episode 8 – External Monologue
“Generation next.” Nobody is perpetually facing a minor tragedy. Ben is back in isolation after his roommate caught COVID. We discuss internal versus ‘external’ monologues. Ben is trying to […]