Episodes
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Episode 71 – The Fence Principle
“You might as well be farting, farting with a walkman on” Nobody farts on some joggers. Ben poses Nobody a hypothetical question about dead people, a year in the […]
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Episode 70 – Far Too Few Stews
“Knock-knock-knockin’ on Heaven’s door” Ben follows Drake’s lead and invites 25 Miss Universe contestants to the show. Nobody gets sick and tries to text God. Ben wonders how the […]
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Episode 69 – Nice
“You’re a pink pony girl and you dance at the club” Nobody plots how she’d milk the podcast in the event of Ben’s death. We warn Mayor McCheese to […]
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Episode 68 – Not Now Facts!
“Will you still love me when I’m no longer young and beautiful?” Ben has questions about Yoplait’s new tagline: Australia’s number one family yogurt. Nobody doesn’t need facts in […]
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Episode 67 – Cargo Panties™
“And we’ll fly and we’ll fall and we’ll burn…” Nobody doesn’t want to have to make a doctor’s appointment to be told she’s fine. We discuss the difficulties of […]
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Episode 66 – The Full Ass Cut
“Switch it up like Nintendo” We make our triumphant return to podcasting. Nobody challenges Anthony LaPaglia to show Ben how fun he can be. Nobody struggles to say she […]
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Episode 65 – Tom Hardy Vs. The Kraken
“You’ll believe God is a woman” Ben doesn’t want people to think he’s crying at dumb movie moments. Nobody is holding space for Wicked. Ben faces a conundrum at […]
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Episode 64 – The Egg In My Bathroom
“It’s no surprise to me, I am my own worst enemy” Ben doesn’t trust a waterproof label. We discuss the history of eating mummies and everything else on Earth. […]
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Episode 63 – Can I Borrow Your Child?
“I’m only human, can’t you see? I made, I made a mistake” Ben prides himself on his ability to find things in Bunnings. Ben needs someone to accompany him […]
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Episode 62 – Boron And Peanut Butter
“Teenage angst has paid off well, now I’m bored and old.” Ben wants to know more about the science experiments that Nobody would perform during a time loop. Ben […]