Episodes
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Episode 16 – On The Rocks
“My blushing bride. My lover, be my lover.” Ben wants zero factor authentication when paying his bills. Ben and his sister build a password protected haunted house. Nobody’s childhood […]
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Episode 15 – Pre-Yodelled Water
“I don’t got no type. Bad bitches are the only thing that I like.” Ben has an issue with Rae Sremmurd’s lyrics, and we debate the definition of a […]
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Episode 14 – It’s Wrong! Bread’s All Wrong! There Is No God!
“Everybody get up it’s time to slam now. We got a real jam goin’ down.” Ben wants TV characters to stop burning toast. Ben is (possibly) getting free air […]
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Episode 13 – Do Not Ask For Whom The Man Criticises, He Criticises For Thee
“Baby when you’re gone, I realise I’m in love.” Ben has a problem with his stovetop and/or the phrase ‘put it on the back burner’. We attempt to define […]
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Episode 12 – Our Pickled Onion Man Moved Away
“Cause I speak of the pompatus of love.” Ben hates the word née. Nobody wants a control participant to race alongside the athletes at the Olympics. Ben has a […]
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Episode 11 – Joey The Fat Vampire
“It’s calling you, my dear, out of reach. Take me to my beach.” Nobody has a radical new idea for anyone wanting to become a doctor without all the […]
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Episode 10 – The Lobster In The Loch
“I smell sex and candy here.” We ponder whether candy is a food and if you can fill up on grapes? We discuss decorative chocolates and candles that are […]
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Episode 9 – Maybe I’m Dead
“Babe I got a plan, run away as fast as you can.” Ben is annoyed by the 50 Cent coin. We’re recording in a new studio and have an […]
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Episode 8 – External Monologue
“Generation next.” Nobody is perpetually facing a minor tragedy. Ben is back in isolation after his roommate caught COVID. We discuss internal versus ‘external’ monologues. Ben is trying to […]
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Episode 7 – I Shame People On Their Birthdays
“Nothing compares to you.” Nobody moves into her friend’s house and her eyes are swollen shut. Ben shames Nobody on her birthday over her flying pan phone cover. We […]