Midnight Crisis
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Episode 8 – External Monologue
“Generation next.” Nobody is perpetually facing a minor tragedy. Ben is back in isolation after his roommate caught COVID. We discuss internal versus ‘external’ monologues. Ben is trying to […]
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Episode 7 – I Shame People On Their Birthdays
“Nothing compares to you.” Nobody moves into her friend’s house and her eyes are swollen shut. Ben shames Nobody on her birthday over her flying pan phone cover. We […]
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Episode 6 – You Need Bigger Problems
“I don’t want to wait for our lives to be over.” Ben has a problem with choking on water. The Queen caught COVID and we discuss Jupiter’s many moons. […]
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Episode 5 – Did I Mention His Adopted Son Turned Out To Be An Emu?
“How many gold plaques you want inside your dining room?” Nobody wants wireless electricity and power outlets all over her house. Ben wants to try escaping a sinking car. […]
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Episode 4 – Banana Drama
“I really can’t stay…” Ben is upset by Antarctica’s lack of a flag. Ben provides an update on the pool girl. Nobody asks who should call back after a […]
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Episode 3 – Put The Short Leash Back On Me
“Every now and then, I turn it on again but it’s plain to see that the radio still sucks!” Ben poses a hypothetical about Ashton Kutcher and a wizard. […]
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Episode 2 – You’re A Mean One Mr Ben
“You’re as cuddly as a cactus. You’re as charming as an eel.” Ben asks how old you say you are when you verify your age online? Nobody pitches scented candles […]
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Episode 1 – Chase The Dragon
“You’re perfect, yes it’s true but without me you’re only you.” Ben is disappointed with 7-Eleven’s new mystery Slurpee flavour. Nobody reminisces about the mystery cocktail game she played as […]
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Bonus Episode 2 – The Brainstorm Continues
“So kind of you to bless us, with your effortlessness.” Ben goes on a mission to buy a Slurpee. Nobody attempts to photograph the aurora australis. We discuss once in […]
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Bonus Episode 1 – Zeep-Zorp Is Zooming In
“Comin’ straight from the underground.” We’re rebooting the podcast and can only vaguely hint at why. Ben brainstorms new nicknames for his co-host. We brainstorm names for the new podcast. […]